There's now a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody that you can enjoy in the comfort of your own underground sewer lair. Following in the rich tradition of recent viral hits like PornHub's Fuller Holes , this new parody asks an important question: What if you took a non-porn thing and made it a porn thing? Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles is what you get. As is often the case, the SFW trailer doesn't have anything explicit in it, unless you are turned on by puns -- so many puns. The short clip has ridiculous puns on character names -- Dongatello, Michelangeblow, Master Sphincter, Casey Bones -- along with deep cuts for turtle obsessives, like a "secret of the ooze" joke you probably made when you were young and blissfully unaware that one day your favorite children's cartoon would become porn.